On our second day in Paris, we took it a bit slower getting around in the morning, and caught the train to Versailles after we had breakfast at the apartment. Versailles was the top of my "to-do" list for Paris this time around. I really wanted to see the gardens, and hoped to see the fountains (which ended up not being on while we were there.) It was a hot day to be sure, but we were happy to have already gotten our pass to "skip the line" once we got to Versailles.
My first glimpse of the palace, I could not quite take in what I was seeing. It was just so expansive. This grand building went on forever. I couldn't quite wrap my head around such opulence. As we got closer to the site, that amazement just went further.



You can see here just how gloriously French blue the sky was.

Not a cloud in the sky...sun blazing...and about 36° C. (That's nearing 96° F) We got close to the gates and realized our "fast passes" didn't mean diddly squat, and got to stand in line with the hundreds of tour bus visitors, which we were not prepared for. We each left our umbrellas at the apartment because there was no risk of rain that day, but after about 20 minutes of standing in the long and curving line, we wished we had brought at least one.
We finally got up to the gates and got into the palace.

We decided to walk through the Queen's Apartments first.

(dueling harpsichord?)

(Ornate rug in Queen's bedroom)
I was struck by how tiny the furniture looked. I suppose either they were very tiny people, or had to lay at a diagonal.



We walked through the apartments and circled back around to the courtyard, and to find a restroom to use.



At this point, it was getting increasingly hot, and frankly, more cramped from the crowds than I felt comfortable with. I made my way to the toilet lines and waited along with men and women alike. This is where the day got way more exciting than I planned for. There was a assistant mopping the floor, ushering people in one at a time as a toilet came available. I was second in line when the assistant stopped the women from coming in and had a group of men go in to use the facilities. At this point, I started getting extremely hot. My vision got a bit splotchy and I felt like I was going to be sick. I bent my head down and when Gwen asked if I was okay, I told her I was just so hot. I was actually pleading with God in my head to not get sick all over the place. Kris was ahead of me and she went in. That's the last I remember. Gwen said the attendant was calling for me to go in, and I was just looking at her. Then Gwen asked me if I was okay, and says that's when she got under my arms as she and I slid to the ground. The next thing I remember, Gwen was calling my name, telling me to wake up, or say something. I had a man taking my pulse, in his broken English or French he was saying he was a doctor. The French/African attendant was pouring handfuls of water on my head, and down my shirt. As I came around more, I realized to my horror what had happened, and just exactly where this germaphobe was...passed out on the public bathroom floor. I asked what had happened, and they somehow got me to my feet and to a bench outside.

Here we are, that's my bench.
I lay there looking up at the swallow nest on the side of the building, closing my eyes while they all talked around me. The emergency crew had been called, and the Italian doctor was telling them I needed coffee to bring me around. The French Emergency crew laughed at this. They took my vitals and my blood-pressure was good. They all came to the agreement I needed to drink Coke, and eat. If I couldn't come around and feel fine after that, I would need to go to a hospital. I looked at Kris and told her I did not want to go to the hospital! She went to get me a coke, and I sat up trying to gain some more strength about me.
I don't think I've had a coke since I was pregnant with Max, to help with the morning sickness. It's just one of the grossest drinks to me, yet here I was taking this "medicine" to bounce back.

As I got my wits about me more and more, I was basically mortified I had fainted. Something that has never happened to me before. I think it was just a perfect storm of being too hot, not enough food and drink in me, and jet-lag. We got to the cafe to eat, and after that, I felt really fine. Fine enough to finish out the day at the gardens. We did take it a bit easier, but I think after that adrenaline rush, everyone was okay to take it a little easier.
We wanted to see the gardens, but did not care to walk it, so we were happy to pay for the golf-cart experience. It was possibly the most touristy thing I've ever done, but hey...when in Versailles, do as the French?

It turned out to be a great decision, and we got to see so much more of the grounds than we would have on foot.








It seriously just went on forever! How could one king need so much space?

(Another palace on the grounds, where they preferred to live, and most of Marie Antionette's things were.)


Look, a royal toilet.

We circled back around to the main palace in time to take a quick tour through before they closed for the day.


Our main goal was to make it to the hall of mirrors. The crowds had died down considerably, so it was open enough to move around.

(The couple you see in the photo were dancing cheek to cheek as if they were the only two in the entire palace.)
Here we are reflecting in the mirrors.

The end of the hall of mirrors ushered us into more living spaces.



With more amazing views.

We had made it to the end of our tour, just as they were closing. We were ushered out with the last remaining visitors and made our way back to the train station to go back into Paris.
But first, one last look at Versailles.

We made it back to Paris in time for dinner, then on to see Paris by boat ride at night.

The tour was informational, and cool on the Seine. But the thing that struck me the most were the large number of people along the banks dancing, picnicking, and partying. I think that was the best view of Paris in Summer I could have imagined!
At the end of the ride, the boat driver paused just for a moment to see the Eiffel Tower light up.

It was plenty late by the time we finished our tour, and we all agreed our husbands would all prefer we take a taxi back to the apartment, rather than navigate our way back on the metro. We got back, showered, and relaxed from a very eventful second day!

































